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G.I. Joe Review:
Good to be the first film series: throw the audience to a world hitherto unknown to the heroes and slowly lifts the veil over their past relationships and characters. Sequels life is much more complicated: the surrounding are already familiar with your puppets and tricks, and in the end they have to entertain the full story and character development, or at least the brainwashing unhappy streams of action and spectacular special effects.If you look at the situation from this point of view (and not naively optimistic "Hooray, the first part has been acquainted with the characters, and now finally have the time to the complex stories!"), The desire of the authors of the second "Cobra Roll" to get rid of most of the Original characters can be understood. Fresh Faces - a fresh opportunity to tighten further as a dense tangle of betrayals novels blood "Msta" and sudden "I - am your father!". This is certainly not the most honest way to keep the same passions as in the first part - but it is better to swindle than screw it up, do not you?Alas, such logical reasoning loses all meaning, meeting with the "masterpieces" caliber "Cobra Roll - 2". Seriously analyze the motives of the creators of the film and the results of their work - like trying to analyze the actions of a mentally retarded child, vylakavshego bottle of absinthe - you can, of course, but it is more practical to do so from a position of medicine, not philosophy.Yes, the vast majority of the heroes of the last film was successfully sent to his grave somewhere in between pieces. But you do not think that the sequel zamorochitsya quest worthy replacement? Meet our new team: Rock, Bruce "Wedding General» Willis, tits, he joined the army in order to prove to his father every-woman-hater, Storm Shadow's cousin; bonus guy heterosexual. And that's a very detailed, thoughtful description of the booth participants, written not seem incompetent authors' Zombilenda. " If no time to blink and miss a couple of scenes that can be ashamed to think, as if they have no character - just taken over from the relevant skills Hasbro toys posing with guns and swords.
And if you think that the action is "Cobra Roll - 2" can close a black hole, replacing the characters, then you ... to some extent correct. At least, it is not too boring to watch. On special entertainment speech also is not, of course: the movie looks a lot cheaper than its predecessor, from his insane ingenuity is left almost no trace, and endless close-ups and prevent camera shake and enjoy those formulaic shootings, which the authors have had the imagination. Is that Snake Aizu've pretty smartly jump over the mountains, cutting flying from all sides Ninja, but if you want to look at something like that, it's easier to get the PS3 and play some God of War - and there will be better graphics and spectacular staging .Perhaps, however, the film is not guilty? Perhaps the authors of the "BC-2" just opted for the second "Gremlins" took off at the same time continued, and a parody of the original? This would explain the characters as close to the depth of plastic primary sources. And hysterically funny scenes of mass disarmament of all world powers in the course of the game in "weak?" Worthy place in the best works of the brothers Zucker. And a sniper rifle, capable to slow down time and shoot the radio-controlled bullets that appears early in the film only to accidentally knock the brains of enemy infantry and disappear forever from the following story.However, even if mentally rename movie in, say, "Hot Shots - 3" - this will help a little. The authors do not work neither fish nor flesh: the film too stupid and ridiculous to take it any serious, but at the same time not having fun or hypertrophied absurd to enjoy it as a comedy. In addition, the successful individual characters such as the "evil American President" and a surprisingly steep head of a prison for super-villains want to be taken seriously. And wants the rest of the film was a match for them.But that's not to be. New characters - pacifiers, almost reference in its futility. All the old characters, minus the aforementioned president misspent merged or over, or in the course of the film. The script is full of holes, so obvious, that they begin to seem deliberate sabotage on the part of the authors. History only need to throw over the bridges between secondary action-packed scenes, but it makes it frankly mediocre. Even 3D, was detained allegedly for the movie, totally not worth it.It would be better at "Cobra Roll" was not a sequel.
3/5
G.I. Joe Review:
Good to be the first film series: throw the audience to a world hitherto unknown to the heroes and slowly lifts the veil over their past relationships and characters. Sequels life is much more complicated: the surrounding are already familiar with your puppets and tricks, and in the end they have to entertain the full story and character development, or at least the brainwashing unhappy streams of action and spectacular special effects.If you look at the situation from this point of view (and not naively optimistic "Hooray, the first part has been acquainted with the characters, and now finally have the time to the complex stories!"), The desire of the authors of the second "Cobra Roll" to get rid of most of the Original characters can be understood. Fresh Faces - a fresh opportunity to tighten further as a dense tangle of betrayals novels blood "Msta" and sudden "I - am your father!". This is certainly not the most honest way to keep the same passions as in the first part - but it is better to swindle than screw it up, do not you?Alas, such logical reasoning loses all meaning, meeting with the "masterpieces" caliber "Cobra Roll - 2". Seriously analyze the motives of the creators of the film and the results of their work - like trying to analyze the actions of a mentally retarded child, vylakavshego bottle of absinthe - you can, of course, but it is more practical to do so from a position of medicine, not philosophy.Yes, the vast majority of the heroes of the last film was successfully sent to his grave somewhere in between pieces. But you do not think that the sequel zamorochitsya quest worthy replacement? Meet our new team: Rock, Bruce "Wedding General» Willis, tits, he joined the army in order to prove to his father every-woman-hater, Storm Shadow's cousin; bonus guy heterosexual. And that's a very detailed, thoughtful description of the booth participants, written not seem incompetent authors' Zombilenda. " If no time to blink and miss a couple of scenes that can be ashamed to think, as if they have no character - just taken over from the relevant skills Hasbro toys posing with guns and swords.
And if you think that the action is "Cobra Roll - 2" can close a black hole, replacing the characters, then you ... to some extent correct. At least, it is not too boring to watch. On special entertainment speech also is not, of course: the movie looks a lot cheaper than its predecessor, from his insane ingenuity is left almost no trace, and endless close-ups and prevent camera shake and enjoy those formulaic shootings, which the authors have had the imagination. Is that Snake Aizu've pretty smartly jump over the mountains, cutting flying from all sides Ninja, but if you want to look at something like that, it's easier to get the PS3 and play some God of War - and there will be better graphics and spectacular staging .Perhaps, however, the film is not guilty? Perhaps the authors of the "BC-2" just opted for the second "Gremlins" took off at the same time continued, and a parody of the original? This would explain the characters as close to the depth of plastic primary sources. And hysterically funny scenes of mass disarmament of all world powers in the course of the game in "weak?" Worthy place in the best works of the brothers Zucker. And a sniper rifle, capable to slow down time and shoot the radio-controlled bullets that appears early in the film only to accidentally knock the brains of enemy infantry and disappear forever from the following story.However, even if mentally rename movie in, say, "Hot Shots - 3" - this will help a little. The authors do not work neither fish nor flesh: the film too stupid and ridiculous to take it any serious, but at the same time not having fun or hypertrophied absurd to enjoy it as a comedy. In addition, the successful individual characters such as the "evil American President" and a surprisingly steep head of a prison for super-villains want to be taken seriously. And wants the rest of the film was a match for them.But that's not to be. New characters - pacifiers, almost reference in its futility. All the old characters, minus the aforementioned president misspent merged or over, or in the course of the film. The script is full of holes, so obvious, that they begin to seem deliberate sabotage on the part of the authors. History only need to throw over the bridges between secondary action-packed scenes, but it makes it frankly mediocre. Even 3D, was detained allegedly for the movie, totally not worth it.It would be better at "Cobra Roll" was not a sequel.
3/5
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